Newest Blog: PANTYHOSEPLUMPERS wouldn't happen to have a bottle opener, wouldja?" she held her smile and cocked her head as she finished her question. Immediately, I pulled out my key chain, which had a church key on it and handed it to her as she came to the railing of the deck. "Thanks," she said as she accepted the bottle opener, "Would you believe my husband brings a whole two-four of Miller Genuine Draft, and doesn't bring a bottle opener?"